October 3, 2001
I was reading in Rosie O'Donnell's magazine about how to discover your lucky number. Okay, it goes like this.......my birthday is 07/28/1960....so....I would add it all together, and come up with.....1,995?.....what? I must be doing it wrong! Okay, maybe you don't add the whole year, maybe just the last two digits of it.....so......if I do that I come up with.....95...then I'm supposed to add those two digits together, and I get.....14....then I add those and come up with 5.
So. My lucky number is 5 I guess....??
It doesn't make any sense. How is 5 lucky for me? God, maybe I did it wrong...
....hmmm......why is everyone so hung up on lucky numbers anyway?
Why not lucky words? I'd rather have a lucky word than a lucky number. It would make the lottery a little more interesting! If the 'winning words' were, like, 'almost/crazy/retribution/any/dormitory/elsewhere.....and the bonus word is: bonus'.